All the World is a Stage

Disney World needs one more mermaid.

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entertainmentweekly:

We think he took this down to change it to “LIL BISH”

James Franco is not only a creepy fuck soliciting minors for sex in hotel rooms via Instagram, but he can’t take any kind of criticism. I don’t care how good looking he is, this is outrageously unattractive and he can go fuck a blender.

entertainmentweekly:

We think he took this down to change it to “LIL BISH”

James Franco is not only a creepy fuck soliciting minors for sex in hotel rooms via Instagram, but he can’t take any kind of criticism. I don’t care how good looking he is, this is outrageously unattractive and he can go fuck a blender.

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Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them.

I was tagged by 4wildthing

1. What tv family would you most like to be a part of?
Either the Matthews from Boy Meets World, or an extra roommate on The Golden Girls! For sure.

2. How do you take your coffee?
Two teaspoons of sugar and a hint of half & half.

3. What’s the last book you read and how was it?
Well I’m submerged in the Game of Thrones series. I finished book one a few weeks ago and it was obviously stupendous. He paints vivid pictures like whoa.

4. Where’s the farthest south that you’ve travelled to?
Um. I guess Mexico? Or maybe the Bahamas/Virgin Islands? I don’t know which is more southern, haha.

5. If you had to get a bachelors degree free of charge at this point in your life, what would you choose to study?
Well I’m about to have one in performance theatre, If I could get another I’d probably go for business.

6. If you won the lottery would you keep the job you have?
HELL NO. Fuck school assistantships, haha.

7. Which 7 deadly sin are you most guilty of?
Probably gluttony, followed by lust, haha.

8. What’s your poison?
A Grey Goose ridiculously dirty martini with olives.

9. What animal do you spend the most time looking at when you’re at the zoo?
Big cats are my favorite. Tigers, especially.

10. What are your nervous habits?
I pick at my nails or lips or play mindlessly with my phone.

11. Are you happy?
In general, yes, I am. There are some things in my life I’d change/improve, but overall I am happy.

NEW QUESTIONS:

1. Where is your dream vacation?
2. If you could spend the day with any TV or movie character (not actor), who would it be?
3. What is the title of the book nearest you right now?
4. Would you fart in front of a significant other?
5. Have you ever been in love?
6. What would be the first thing you’d buy if you were given a million dollars?
7. What’s your favorite animal?
8. If you could punch any fictional character in the face, who would it be?
9. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
10. What jewelry (if any) do you always wear on your person?
11. What’s your favorite Disney/Pixar movie?

I’m tagging… oprahchopra alittlesilverdoe mycrownistailored moosegun lettherebelumos billwallard glitteringwarriorqueen liint thatonerecordstoreguy serrbeth fromaposterofacat 

Filed under cool things personal i meant to do this forever ago but forgot heheh